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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on Aug 3, 2006 7:04:18 GMT -5
This is a huge argument that's been going on with me and my friends lately. What drinks are manly, and what aren't? Let's fight it out.
First off, I don't care what anyone says, chardonnay is NEVER EVER manly. If you're sitting around sipping a glass of wine while all the mean sons of bitches around are drinking something that puts a grimace on a lesser man's face, than you're drink isn't manly.
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Post by Black Snake on Aug 3, 2006 21:05:38 GMT -5
If I had to pick a manly drink, it would be Jager, or pina coladas (after 24 hours of pina coladas, your turds will be white.)
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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on Aug 3, 2006 21:58:09 GMT -5
Bah. Pina Coladas aren't really manly. Every knows Jimmy Buffett was a pussy.
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Post by Econs on Aug 3, 2006 22:33:25 GMT -5
Beer.
Grog.
Boilermakers.
Whiskey.
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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on Aug 4, 2006 1:19:31 GMT -5
Scotch on the rocks is always a manly drink. And nothing says "Old-fashioned classy sex monster" like a Manhatten or a whiskey sour.
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Post by Black Snake on Aug 4, 2006 1:57:45 GMT -5
Grey Goose is some manly Vodka.
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Post by Otty on Aug 4, 2006 9:36:21 GMT -5
Is there a female drink then?  |
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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on Aug 4, 2006 10:27:38 GMT -5
Yeah, it's called a Cosmopolitan. Or a slippery nipple, or a sex on the beach. Basically anything that rots your teeth, is pink, or you see those nasty whores on Sex and the City drinking.
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Post by Econs on Aug 4, 2006 17:49:58 GMT -5
I'm drinking absolut right now.
Despite the fact that it is a vodka advertised towards the gay community, I DONT CARE! It's still vodka.
Hence, Vodaka is a manly drink. AND YES... GREY GOOSE is an amazing MANLY drink.
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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on Aug 4, 2006 18:22:36 GMT -5
All well liquors are definitely manly. Any liquor that's cheap as sh*t and doesn't taste that great to begin with is manly as hell.
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Post by Black Snake on Aug 4, 2006 21:12:00 GMT -5
Hennessy and Cognac is fairly manly too.
And Otty, basically if an alcholic beverage isn't classified as "manly" it is otherwise classified as "feminine."
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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on Aug 5, 2006 3:30:09 GMT -5
Just to let you know, in case you're ever at a bar and don't want to get a look from anyone, Hennessey is Cognac. It's just a specific brand. Hennessey is really good, but the problem is it's considered a hood rat drink, so you may want to stray away from it until all these sheep hear a new song about some other drink.
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Post by FoxDie on Aug 5, 2006 7:07:12 GMT -5
And Hennessey is fairly expensive isn't it?
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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on Aug 5, 2006 12:24:55 GMT -5
Very much so. It's a top shelf liquor, but that doesn't mean it's not ghetto for the time being.Stick with a good old fashioned bourbon on the rocks and you'll be fine.
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Post by Black Snake on Aug 5, 2006 15:33:04 GMT -5
Any Irish liquor is a manly drink. Like Bushmills for example. Irish dudes know how to get drunk.
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