So apparently I'm going to hell

[Cerberus_0408]

According to Mr. Micah Armstrong these are the things that get you into hell. This was at the Assembly of God Church in Miami




Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future

How many of these things have you done?

[cernex]

WAAAAY too many to count... although I'm not gay, so I thought some of them don't account... that, and that I'm a baptist AND that I LOATHE MTV.

Oh, and I don't have a tattoo, :3

EDIT: AND WHO THE HELL LIKES LISTENING TO CHRISTIAN BANDS ANYWAY?!

[Cerberus_0408]

So yeah man! Almost everybody will probably go to hell anyway, except for a select few...

[The Mad Jackyl]

Don't believe any of that rubbish. There isn't any reason to believe in a God. Bunch of sycophants who are in love with the sound of their own voice. I could write a whole book on the reasons why it is not only ridiculous to believe in such things, but unethical and philosophically wrong to do so.

[Cerberus_0408]

Yeah, I think it's a load of ridiculous crap made to scare you...er, hello! I mean yep! This disgusts me!