Whatever it hits, turns into sh*t!

[Jack]

Dudes, you gotta call Sigint after playing the nightmare. If you don't want to for some reason, then read this. I just had to type it down. And it's fresh, I finished just seconds ago. Well, here you go:

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Sigint: Snake, you OK?

Snake: Yeah. I had a terrible dream.

Sigint: No kidding. What happened?

Snake: I don't want to think about it. I was being attacked by monsters that
looked human. And I'm... not even sure if I was really me.

Sigint: At least it was just a dream. It's all over when you wake up.

Snake: True.

Sigint: When you think about it, the fact that you can imagine a situation
worse than the one you're in now means life can't be all that bad.

Snake: I sure hope so.

Sigint: Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening
nightmare I ever had. This isn't one for the kids. OK, so there's this big
pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank and it's walking around on
two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And
this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like, whenever
it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees,
buildings - turns into sh*t. My hometown, my old school, my family, my
girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into sh*t.

Snake: That's pretty sick, man.

Sigint: Good thing it was just a dream, huh?

Snake: Yes, that's a good thing.

Sigint: You feeling better now?

Snake: Yeah.

Sigint: Good. Then let's get down to business. You see, Snake, people are just
sacks of sh*t and they're full of holes. Fill 'em up with water and it's gotta
come out from somewhere... OK, maybe that was a bad example. What I'm trying
to say is, no matter what the situation, there's always a way out. Don't throw
in the towel yet. Clear your mind. Think it through. Assess the situation.
You'll find a way to escape.

Snake: Got it.

Sigint: Don't let my nightmare come true.

Snake: Right.

[A.G.]

Should I waste my time to look this up, see that it's not true and the lock the topic?

[Jack]

What?! You don't think this is real dialoug from the game?! It is! Don't you think it's hilarious?

[genaside2]

Ignoring AG's remark..

HAHAH!!! that is freaking funny!!


sidenote: I trust TBOL and I trust that he wouldn't pull these kind of jokes. if he is lieing about this then i will be very disapointed.

[Econs]

Doesnt sound like something you could make up

[genaside2]

TBOL obviuosly some people here don't trust your word.

I do.

[anthony]

i wouldnt expect this in any MG game.

[genaside2]

Well then if you don't believe it then why don't you suckers try it?

if he is lieing then i will gladly spank myself in front of everyone. (not really don't get butt-wet TBOL...haha)

[FoxDie]

I've tried it, and Sigint indeed tells you about that crap nightmare. First I was like whoa sh*t in MGS
Anyway it is a funny conversation.

[VulpX]

It's true, and it's friggin' hilarious. Try the Cardboard bos codec call (to sigint) too.

[Jack]

Yeah, that was great also. "I just felt I had this urge to come inside the box. No, not an urge -- it was my destiny. You should get inside the box."

And ya'll have to call Sigint when you have medicine equipped. Para-Medic interrupts like three times in a row, and Sigint is like hopeless in the end.

[genaside2]

The list keeps on getting bigger...

[anthony]

ohhhh k........
it looks like MGS3 is gonna amaze me even more than i expected

[El_Pepe]

The only time I've ever called Sigint was when you are naked. Only time I've ever called anyone, 'cept to save.

[anthony]

I always ring people!!!
Its one of the great things in metal gear games!
Its funny to hear there witty remarks and such;D