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Post by Jack on Apr 26, 2005 1:02:41 GMT -5
Nah, if I remember right, it has something to do with the girl named Lucia. She was killed by her father ro soemthing. Got a sword stuck in her stomach. Hence the red thing. The light is a symbol for the burning of her I think.
Man, I suck at religion... This is religion right?
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Post by FoxDie on Apr 26, 2005 1:12:03 GMT -5
Yeah its religion alright. I don't really remember what it was all about, but I bet that next christmas I will.
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Post by genaside2 on Apr 28, 2005 10:08:46 GMT -5
[insert remark to a stupid post in topic] [insert my own opinion in the subject] [insert remark for TBOL to shut up  ] I am wayyyyy to lazy to read the rest of this topic. What has it been about? |
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Post by Jack on Apr 29, 2005 2:06:44 GMT -5
I must write a brochure about Sweden seen through other countries perspective. Think Grand Theft Auto manual.
So basically I'll take whatever you guys think of Sweden and put it in an infosheet.
I see some fun in everyones opinion on swedish chicks, so I'll make something out of that.
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Post by YevgenyVolgin on Apr 29, 2005 2:24:57 GMT -5
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Post by Jack on Apr 29, 2005 6:06:18 GMT -5
I sure will, dude, thanks. I'm going to make something really stupid out of it. ;D You shall be the face of the person I interview! Sweden is okay, I guess, says Dutch tourist Diaz Lingholf, and adds: I come here purely for the women... I mean, girls... I SO PWNED YOU YOU ASS! (INSERT PICTURE OF THE SOLDIER) I won't do anything stupid, I promise. I'll have you check it before I print it. If you say no to whatever I've done, I won't keep it. Okay? |
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Post by Otty on Apr 29, 2005 6:08:55 GMT -5
Are you going to put my story in your infosheet? If you do please put my name under it, it's Thijs Kooij if you forgot. |
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Post by Jack on Apr 29, 2005 6:43:27 GMT -5
Don't worry, I'll use anything in here in my thingy.  |
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Post by Otty on Apr 29, 2005 7:49:30 GMT -5
This might be a bit offtopic, but why did you change your name? We all know you as TBoL and it sounded good... ;D But you do what ever you want mate. |
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Post by Jack on Apr 29, 2005 8:19:30 GMT -5
Well, I've been coming back to TBoL always. So it wouldn't surprise me if I changed back soon. However, instead of simply Jericho, I will now have "Brother" Jericho. Although I sound like a munk, it's easier for you guys to recognize.
(I catched a cold... or a Driv3r)
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Post by genaside2 on Apr 29, 2005 16:49:12 GMT -5
HAHA!!
WTF Mike, is that really you?
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Post by YevgenyVolgin on Apr 30, 2005 17:06:31 GMT -5
It was two years ago.
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Post by Jack on May 6, 2005 13:59:12 GMT -5
I've started on the brochure. I have until Thursday. Tell me what you guys think. Remember it's an early version of only the intro. I'll go over the spelling later.
Here you go:
Sweden – The Twisted Nation
Introduction
Does anyone really care about the history of Sweden? Probably not. It’s one of the most pointless nations on the face of the earth, not producing anything of need and not providing anything useful for other countrier to consume. Sweden exists soley to make other countries around the globe seem important. If it weren’t for Sweden, there would be one country less to be influenced like hell by the United States of America. Sweden, though stylish and carismatich in the eyes of others, is in fact THE most boring country imaginable according to its natives. Politely described, Sweden is the ultimate definition of boredome.
The population of Sweden is approximately four million inhabitants... Or so you’ve heard - from this brochure. As if you would care anyways. It’s not likely you’ll meet or be introduced to all of them during your brief visit here. Although more and more of Swedens inhabitants are foreign born, there are some inbreds. So watch your back - people born in Sweden, no matter their parents origins, means trouble; they are as Sweden as you can get. That means painful folk music playing 24/7 and colorful, laughable clothes that can make even the prettiest of girls become a big turn-off. Don’t be surprised if you see your regular Playboy coverlady dancing around an artificial tree with circles dingling about a rainy summerday in July.
The Capital
Besides the long and repititive history of Kings by the name of Carl, Sweden is known only for beautiful women and international celebrities - Ingemar Bergman, Björn Borg and Carola, to name a few. It would be nice to be able to mention warm weather, but unfortunately, that would be lie so far fetched that all the confidence you’ve put into this brochure would be long gone before you would even consider it to have been a joke. So it rains more in England, but at least they have winter once a year. In Sweden, telling summer from winter and spring from autum is damn near impossible.
For some reason, the majority of famous people in Sweden resides in either Stockholm or Göteborg. That of course allows them to wake up in an apartment in Södermaln feeling superior to regular workers, but it also makes it alright for them to look as gay as can be during every hour of the day. Swedens response to Jim Carry, Robert Gustafson, appears in three different television shows every week – talk about desperate. But that of course works just fine, since he live in Stockholm. Stockholm is the city of dreams come true. But there is also a downside.
No, we’re not refering to it being located in Sweden. Stockholm has the highest precentige of gangviolence, drugusage and mooning. In your worst-case scenario, you might bump into a violent junker mooning at you.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Post by genaside2 on May 6, 2005 17:50:55 GMT -5
Que?
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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on May 6, 2005 21:11:40 GMT -5
Be sure to post a scan of the brochure when you're finished. I wanna see how my pic was used. Good stuff so far.
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