Post by Liquiduz on Jan 8, 2006 19:44:41 GMT -5
Toilet Boll Products
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“Toilet Boll’s Toilet Pucks”
Description:
Have you ever had a Toilet Bowl that was dirty? I mean very, very dirty! Crap sprayed everywhere, stains that look like they will never come off? No need to worry now, because the expert in crap has arrived.
Toilet Boll didn’t know much when it came to directing movies, but when it comes to crap…He has more knowledge than he knows what to do with. Toilet Boll has taken that knowledge of crap and has designed a new type of toilet bowl cleaner.
Depending on how bad your stains are, you would choose between these pucks with pictures of Toilet Boll’s crappy movies on them:
Blackwoods / For mild stains
Heart of America / For stains and mild crap
House of the Dead / For semi-heavy crap and semi-heavy stains.
Alone in the Dark / For heavy crap and stains
BloodRayne / For ultra heavy crap and very old stains
So, the next time you see a toilet bowl full of crap and stains remember this name:
Toilet Boll and his Toilet Pucks!
The master of crap!
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“Memory Erase Pills”
Description:
Ever watch a bad movie. Not just your run of the mill bad movie, but a very bad movie. One that was so bad it could only be directed by one person. A Toilet Boll movie!
In the past, the only way to forget about Toilet Boll’s films would be to kill yourself (or suffer a major brain injury). Not anymore. Now you can take one pill and that movie that haunts you while you sleep will be gone forever.
Toilet Boll’s Memory Erase Pills:
Six pills come in the box, one pill for each movie that Toilet Boll has made.
Blackwoods / Silver Pill
Heart of America / Green Pill
House of the Dead / Blue Pill
Alone in the Dark / Gold Pill
BloodRayne / Red Pill
And the pill that was almost banned…
Toilet Boll (you’ll forget that he ever existed) / Black Pill
After taking the pill, you’ll have a gut instinct not to see the movies again. For example: You watch BloodRayne. You rush to the local drug store for a box of Toilet Boll’s Memory Erase Pills. You get home and take the Red Pill. The next day, you wake up and feel okay. You see the daily newspaper and see an ad for BloodRayne. You don’t remember seeing it, but you just have that gut instinct that it isn’t worth seeing.
The same with taking the Black Pill. You won’t remember Toilet Boll, or what he’s done but you’ll just have that feeling that he is a worthless person with no talent in any area…Except for cleaning toilets.
img423.imageshack.us/img423/1273/stoiletpucks8ks.jpg
“Toilet Boll’s Toilet Pucks”
Description:
Have you ever had a Toilet Bowl that was dirty? I mean very, very dirty! Crap sprayed everywhere, stains that look like they will never come off? No need to worry now, because the expert in crap has arrived.
Toilet Boll didn’t know much when it came to directing movies, but when it comes to crap…He has more knowledge than he knows what to do with. Toilet Boll has taken that knowledge of crap and has designed a new type of toilet bowl cleaner.
Depending on how bad your stains are, you would choose between these pucks with pictures of Toilet Boll’s crappy movies on them:
Blackwoods / For mild stains
Heart of America / For stains and mild crap
House of the Dead / For semi-heavy crap and semi-heavy stains.
Alone in the Dark / For heavy crap and stains
BloodRayne / For ultra heavy crap and very old stains
So, the next time you see a toilet bowl full of crap and stains remember this name:
Toilet Boll and his Toilet Pucks!
The master of crap!
img423.imageshack.us/img423/6421/sm...asepills5wv.jpg
“Memory Erase Pills”
Description:
Ever watch a bad movie. Not just your run of the mill bad movie, but a very bad movie. One that was so bad it could only be directed by one person. A Toilet Boll movie!
In the past, the only way to forget about Toilet Boll’s films would be to kill yourself (or suffer a major brain injury). Not anymore. Now you can take one pill and that movie that haunts you while you sleep will be gone forever.
Toilet Boll’s Memory Erase Pills:
Six pills come in the box, one pill for each movie that Toilet Boll has made.
Blackwoods / Silver Pill
Heart of America / Green Pill
House of the Dead / Blue Pill
Alone in the Dark / Gold Pill
BloodRayne / Red Pill
And the pill that was almost banned…
Toilet Boll (you’ll forget that he ever existed) / Black Pill
After taking the pill, you’ll have a gut instinct not to see the movies again. For example: You watch BloodRayne. You rush to the local drug store for a box of Toilet Boll’s Memory Erase Pills. You get home and take the Red Pill. The next day, you wake up and feel okay. You see the daily newspaper and see an ad for BloodRayne. You don’t remember seeing it, but you just have that gut instinct that it isn’t worth seeing.
The same with taking the Black Pill. You won’t remember Toilet Boll, or what he’s done but you’ll just have that feeling that he is a worthless person with no talent in any area…Except for cleaning toilets.
