100%

[anomaly]

A friend emailed me this, so I thought I would share:

Mathematics

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give
MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+1 8+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-*-*-*-*
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

*-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bull**** and *** kissing that will put you over the top.

[A.G.]

Best post EVER! LOVED it! ;D

[FoxDie]

This is lulz.

[Econs]

its funny but meh.

[I'm Shake.]

Agreed.

Was it a chain letter?