Stories: A New Hope

[PhoenixSnake]

Ok, Here's the deal:
1. No cussing
2. No fighting
3. No pictures
4. Anything else gos!
5. Any off topic from the story, i.e. disscussion is like this: (I post an off topic in story like this!)

There once lived a man named Snake. He lived a strange existance.....

[Black Snake]

...selling bootlegged copies of MG1 and 2 and broken iPod Mini's for $50.

[-ANTH-]

...with the money gathered from selling these things, he bought a gun.......

[PhoenixSnake]

......the most badass gun ever. A double barrel revolver with no manual hammer. Oakwood trim, jetblack, and a cooling mechnism to keep the gun from over heatin. Snake said, "Yes, who knew that the mentally handicapped had so much money!" Just then.....

[Black Snake]

....Raiden came running naked out of the pitch black of the alley, asking for his uniform.....

[PhoenixSnake]

..."Uniform?" Snake said with a disgusted look on his face. "I haven't had that since we were in arsenal gear!" "Snake!" Raiden yelled. His codec then went of. It was....

[Black Snake]

Colonel Campbells AI, mumbling random sh*t about flashing lights and people mowing his lawn, when all of a sudden...

[PhoenixSnake]

.....the codec blew up right inside Raidens ear. Leaving him half of a half a man, for now he had almost no brain. He said to Snake.....

[-ANTH-]

....Kill me now before I become an actual decent character in the MG series....

[A.G.]

Snake concentrated on staying in character by rephrasing everything in a from of a question, "Kill you? Decent Character? MG series?" Scratching his head, "What the hell?" ...

[Black Snake]

...Then he remembered he had never finished his pack of bud that was still burning in the bong right next to the Japanese...well....you know.....

[-ANTH-]

...no we dont know.. but then young eva from MGS3 got a knife and stabbed him in the leg and then stole all his weapons....

[PhoenixSnake]

....."You jerk! You left me and the baby to go join the phylantrophy! I'll kill you!" She screamed pulling out a sword. "Raiden take dump on you!" said the mindless Raiden to Snake.....