Some funny images created by a friend.

[Big Boss]

These are some things created by me and my brother on another site I frequent....enjoy.







I hope you have found these half as entertaining as we did making them.

[A.G.]

I really don't get the joke on Sniper Wolf...

[Big Boss]

Our personal preference of Sniper Wolf over The End. Thusly, women make better snipers.

[Black Snake]

The Big Boss one gave me a chuckle. ;D

[Big Boss]

We also have some that are non Metal Gear Related....

[cernex]

Funny, but I think there's wasted potential there: yokes could be better, ;P

[Big Boss]

What is a Yoke? Or do you mean Joke?

[cernex]

bigboss said:

What is a Yoke? Or do you mean Joke?

Sorry! Joke.

[Big Boss]

Jokes eh? Try these on for size.

Col. Campbell, Master Miller, and Gray Fox are trapped by the enemy forces. The commander of the enemy forces promises to grant each man a last request.

Col. Campbell requests that he be allowed to see his niece again. The leader nods and tosses a photo of Meryl to the Colonel and then shoots him.

Master Miller requests to be allowed to return to Alaska. The leader motions around himself and says that they are in Alaska and kills Master.

Gray Fox asks that he be punched in the face. The leader laughs and punches the member of FOXHOUND. Gray Fox then produces his katana and proceeds to decimate the enemy forces, leaving the leader for last.

The leader asks why he did not pull that sword out before now. Gray Fox replies that he is not an aggressor.


Liquid Snake announces to the Genome Soldiers: - "The platoon has been assigned to unload 'luminum, the lightest iron in the world". Johnny Sasaki responds, "Permission to speak... It's 'aluminium', not 'luminum', and it's one of the lightest metals in the world, not the lightest 'iron' in the world.".

Liquid retorts: "The platoon is going to unload 'luminum... and this smart alec is going to unload 'castum ironum (cast Iron)'!"


Johnny Sasaki is put in charge of guarding Metal Gears Nuclear launch system. After two hours, he falls asleep. The Genome Commander approaches Johnny and asks how was his nap and if anything bad happened. Johnny replies no. The commander then asks what the hell happened to New Guinea.

[The Mad Jackyl]

bigboss said:

Col. Campbell, Master Miller, and Gray Fox are trapped by the enemy forces. The commander of the enemy forces promises to grant each man a last request.

Col. Campbell requests that he be allowed to see his niece again. The leader nods and tosses a photo of Meryl to the Colonel and then shoots him.

Master Miller requests to be allowed to return to Alaska. The leader motions around himself and says that they are in Alaska and kills Master.

Gray Fox asks that he be punched in the face. The leader laughs and punches the member of FOXHOUND. Gray Fox then produces his katana and proceeds to decimate the enemy forces, leaving the leader for last.

The leader asks why he did not pull that sword out before now. Gray Fox replies that he is not an aggressor.

Had to read that ending twice before it seemed funny. Worth a smile. I was thinking you were going to end it by saying something nonchalant about fighting like warriors and all that.

Johnny Sasaki is put in charge of guarding Metal Gears Nuclear launch system. After two hours, he falls asleep. The Genome Commander approaches Johnny and asks how was his nap and if anything bad happened. Johnny replies no. The commander then asks what the hell happened to New Guinea.

Ha ha ha! This one had me chuckling for its abrupt ending and deadpan approach.

[Big Boss]

An intelligence test was conducted among the Next Generation Special Forces involving variously shaped and sized holes and pegs. The conclusion states that the NGSF can be divided into two groups: extremely clever and extremely strong.

A small fishing boat sits on the shore of the Bering Strait. An American submarine surfaces. The American captain opens the hatch and asks: "Which way is Alaska?" The fisherman points his finger: "That way!" "Thanks!" says the American, shouts "South-South-East, bearing 159.5 degrees!" down the hatch and the submarine submerges. Ten minutes later a Soviet submarine emerges. The Russian captain opens the hatch and asks the Fisherman: "Where did the American submarine go?" The Fisherman replies: "South-South-East bearing 159.5 degrees!" "Don't be a smart-ass," says the captain, "just point with your finger!"

Gray Fox, Big Boss and Johnny Sasaki find a wizard on the top of a tall cliff. The wizard orders them to jump off the cliff, but he also promises that if they say anything while falling, they will get it at the bottom of the cliff. So first, Gray Fox jumps off the cliff and shouts, "Pillows!" and so he lands on some pillows. Then Big Boss jumps off the cliff, and he shouts, "Hay!" and so he lands on some hay. Finally Johnny runs to jump off the cliff, but he trips on a rock just before the jump and says, "Aw, sh*t!"

The KGB, the GRU and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The GRU goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming. The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Ocelot, Liquid, and Johnny Sasaki are stranded on a desert island, when a bottle washes up on the shore. When they uncork the bottle, a genie appears and offers three wishes. Ocelot wishes to be taken to Paris. The genie snaps his fingers, and the man suddenly finds himself standing in front of the Eiffel Tower. Liquid wishes that he were in Outer Heaven, and with a snap of the genie's fingers, he finds himself in the small fortress nation. Johnny, now alone on the island, looks around and says, "I wish my friends were back."

[JUNKER]

LMAO, awesome!

[cernex]

Now THOSE last ones were great!!! Keep em' coming!