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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on Oct 10, 2005 23:58:31 GMT -5
Ultimate Spider-Man f...cking sucks. I rented it today because Venom kicks ass. I was treated to a bunch of 10-year-old voiced douche-baggery. After I played Separation Anxiety on SNES I thought that there was NO WAY a game with Venom could suck. How wrong I was. Rated T my ass. Slap an EC label on this and put it in Toys'R'Us. It sucks so much I actually got a refund and a free rental from the place I rented it from.
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Post by Otty on Oct 11, 2005 4:33:30 GMT -5
Good to know, but how come it SUCKED so much?
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Post by FoxDie on Oct 11, 2005 7:54:34 GMT -5
Hahah, yea, Ultimate Spiderman eats floppy donkey dick. I wasted a DVD-R in this one sadly  The voice-acting ain't so good and the game just sucks. Venom wasn't that fun either. The spiderman web-slinging was way better in the spiderman movie game. |
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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on Oct 11, 2005 16:32:55 GMT -5
Good to know, but how come it SUCKED so much? Where to start? The voice acting sounds like it was done by a bunch of pre-pubescent 12-year-olds. The cel-shaded graphics gave me a f...cking tapeworm. Venom turned into a little bitch. And what's worse, you can't even kill people in this game. You can beat them up and then tie them to the ground or wait for the police to come arrest them while they're dizzy. LAME! Plus there was a complete lack of continuity. Spider-man didn't work for the Daily Bugle while he was still in high school, his webs are organic, Mary Jane hardly f...cking talked to him in High School, let alone made his f...cking costume. It was a piece of sh*t. I know mormon kids in 5th grade who are too mature for this game. |
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Post by Liquiduz on Oct 11, 2005 22:45:28 GMT -5
Hmm, everyone has different opinions then, cause I think it's the best comic-based video game that has been released so far.
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Post by thehappycamper on Oct 11, 2005 22:54:14 GMT -5
eurgh, I hate mixed reviews. it means Ive gotta try for myself.
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Post by FoxDie on Oct 11, 2005 23:27:31 GMT -5
And what's worse, you can't even kill people in this game. You can beat them up and then tie them to the ground or wait for the police to come arrest them while they're dizzy. While playing as Venom you can kill people by grabbing them then pressing some button and Venom just snaps their back. But still, stupid game. |
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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on Oct 12, 2005 17:16:27 GMT -5
Hmm, everyone has different opinions then, cause I think it's the best comic-based video game that has been released so far. Jesus, did you accidentally add an extra decade to your age when you registered here? |
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Post by Liquiduz on Oct 12, 2005 22:59:06 GMT -5
Hmm, everyone has different opinions then, cause I think it's the best comic-based video game that has been released so far. Jesus, did you accidentally add an extra decade to your age when you registered here? Whoa, hold on there buddy, I didnt insult you when you posted your review on the game. Im wondering instead if you're the one who added an extra decade to your age for acting so immature. Like I said, everyone has their own tastes and opinions. |
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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on Oct 12, 2005 23:32:29 GMT -5
Yes, but this game is obviously designed for little kids. I don't see how anyone over the age of 10 could possibly enjoy it.
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Post by Liquiduz on Oct 13, 2005 21:27:58 GMT -5
It might look like this game is for kids, but it's not. It's for comic fans. Who makes games for kids nowadays anyways?
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Post by The Dumpster Keeper on Oct 14, 2005 0:06:53 GMT -5
I like comics, but this is just plain terrible. It's a really juvenile game. There are many subtle features that give away how geared toward kids it is. The voices all sound pre-pubescent, Wolverine says "damn" all the time, thus making him a tough guy, and many other subtle features. The Ultimate Spider-Man comics as well as this game are just crap that sacrifice all qaulity and continuity to make an extra buck off of kids.
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Post by FoxDie on Oct 14, 2005 13:25:51 GMT -5
BUT it was cool seeing Wolverine in the game.
Anyone tried X-Men Legends 2? I downloaded it and its a decent game, in my opinion. not the best, but decent.
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The voice-acting ain't so good and the game just sucks. Venom wasn't that fun either. The spiderman web-slinging was way better in the spiderman movie game.
