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Post by The Mad Jackyl on May 9, 2008 23:08:21 GMT -5
So, I just got a call from my girlfriend saying she would not be home and would be staying with one of her girlfriends tonight because she drank too much and couldn't drive. So I'm like, hm, you're there, I'm here...what am I going to do tonight then? "Go down to 7-11, you know, grab a six pack of beer, and play some Zelda, man. Or you know, God of Warcraft, Sneaky-Man in the jungle hiding behind ...uh, a box like...like Rambo? And blowing up everyone in the jungle. Just chill at home tonight and play some games, I'll call in the morning. Okay?" Ha ha, what a gem. She's obviously seen me play Snake Eater and has heard of God of War, and for some reason thinks I play World of Warcraft by extension, I guess.  Anyone got similar game-related gilfriend material? |
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Post by A.G. on May 9, 2008 23:31:02 GMT -5
Ah yes... clearly her video game knowledge is limited. Let's hope she makes up for it in bed! We'll call let you know in the morning!  Sorry man, just couldn't resist! ;D Anyway, back on topic. She obviously doesn't care much for games. But let me ask you something. What's her favorite movie? What's her prefered brand of shoes and make-up? Seriously, without looking it up. Surely it's excuseble for her to mix up some of the game titles. Though I must admit, I never heard a Metal Gear description like that one. LOL! |
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Post by The Mad Jackyl on May 10, 2008 1:31:26 GMT -5
Favorite movie...hm, well she likes The Notebook quite a bit, Devil Wears Prada. Those are her two girly movies I know she likes (hey, The Notebook is pretty good though!) She likes a lot of the Billy Bob Thornton movies such as Mr. Woodcock, Bad Santa, Bad News Bears...other than that, she's got pretty decent taste in movies, though I catch her watching bad movies on television all the time. Shoes? Hell, I don't know, Steve Madden and...that's about all I can think of. She likes Mac makeup, Clairol and Victoria's Secret lotions, etc. and one other makeup place that starts with an 'S'. Argh...can't remember.
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Post by A.G. on May 10, 2008 13:35:48 GMT -5
Now show her the answers and see if rolls her eyes.
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Post by lueluxacky on May 10, 2008 22:57:48 GMT -5
Anyone got similar game-related gilfriend material? I do. We're actually into the same type of video games. Sometimes we have conversations about video games out of nowhere. ;D |
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Post by Black Snake on May 11, 2008 1:50:43 GMT -5
I know a number of WoW players who are husband and wife, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriend and boyfriend (yes), who play together.
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Post by A.G. on May 12, 2008 10:35:15 GMT -5
Oh, I didn't know you finally hooked up with someone. Good for you! ;D
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Black Snake
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Post by Black Snake on May 12, 2008 17:21:31 GMT -5
No, I think you are talking about yourself there.  |
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Post by The Mad Jackyl on May 12, 2008 17:37:29 GMT -5
Takes one to know one.
DOUBLE ZING! No stampies, no erasies, no punch-backs!
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Post by A.G. on May 12, 2008 18:07:59 GMT -5
Meh, a dissapointing comeback. I mean, a gay joke on someone that's been with his girlfriend for 6 years? Really...
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Post by Black Snake on May 12, 2008 19:40:39 GMT -5
I thought you would have gotten a little farther than that after 6 years... 
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Post by A.G. on May 13, 2008 9:57:20 GMT -5
So young and naive. We've been living together for 4 years now. Do you really think that marriage hasn't occured to us? But it's not something that we are interested in doing.
People are strange. They seem to think that marriage is such a logical step. And yet we live in a country with an OVER 50% divorce rate. Add to that at least another 25% of people who only stayed married due to a property ownership or children and you got a real clusterf...ck. LOL!
Loretta and I don't see the need to be married. She's been married before. I've experienced a parents divorce when I was a kid. Trust me, it's not really a prime definition of "getting further". Hell, I think your sister can attest to that. Besides, haing been living together for 4 years, there really isn't much difference between us and a married couple. Marriage is just a piece of paper.
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Post by Black Snake on May 13, 2008 17:05:45 GMT -5
It was a joke bro. Like you were being mature when you made a gay joke directed towards me.
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Post by A.G. on May 13, 2008 17:56:01 GMT -5
I'm aware of that. I was just trying to understand what you meant. Jokes kinda have to make sense too. Now if you said, "6 years, huh? How the hell did she put up with you that long?!" That would've been funny. In fact, she brings that question up every anniversary... |
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Post by Black Snake on May 13, 2008 18:44:23 GMT -5
Sorry, but I'm still a kid. Jokes don't need to make sense when you're a kid. ;D
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